{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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